Work: Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had...

By insanitycalling - 26/10/2011 06:36 - Canada

Today, at my job as a produce clerk at a grocery store, I had an entire conversation with my coworker about how nice the new cabbage boxes are. This is all it takes to thrill me these days. FML

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I get excited when I buy new ballpoint pens! It's ok OP, we all have our fetishes.

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There is nothing wrong with *puts on sunglasses* A nice box.

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Thursday 5 February 2015 6:52

So go do something.

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