Miscellaneous: Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing... - FML

By georgiana072 - 22/09/2009 07:36 - Philippines

Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML

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Jaywin 3

Tuesday 22 September 2009 16:17

Well aren't you paranoid...

_anonymoose_ 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 16:07

YDI

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lol_u_loser 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 11:19

could if stopped the cab and gotten your phone back... FAIL FML

spectreU98 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 3:14

Well... YDI because you're being paranoid about nothing. Guys will check a girl out but that doesn't mean he's going to do anything extreme.

ktfame 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 17:22

How did a guy get your phone from the ladies' room?

Shrirke 0

Friday 9 October 2009 2:32

Gee...way to trust people. :/

jmart110 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 15:21

paranoid much?! lol

waternellon53 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 22:30

so maybe stop the cab?

Mikkagandahan 4

Thursday 10 February 2011 17:26

FYL. Being a woman, I'd rather be extra vigilant than be sorry for my safety.

Brendan3693 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 10:23

Jerk

kharyll_1 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 0:26

Better safe than sorry

MushroomFailcake 0

Monday 19 December 2011 17:10

Well, you were in the 'ladies' room...

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