Miscellaneous: Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind....

By betamaxjim - 19/11/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom

Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

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Thursday 19 November 2009 23:28

did you ever think to look behind you before you started your epic battle with the door? o_o

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owned.

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acethehusky 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 23:57

what the **** is a rucksack...?

yaknowiverse 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 2:38

don't sweat it. I tell inatimate objects to do things all the time. usually, I tell them "Stay." because the bastards would keep falling!

greekgal44 14

Saturday 6 April 2013 7:21

lol you okay there?

Elfkid21 19

Friday 10 May 2013 6:21

hey!! don't feel bad man!! i yell at inanimate objects when they " have a hold of me" too!! lmfao i wouldn't let it bother you!! $#¡+ happens!! lol XD