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Anonymous - 27/01/2015 01:43 - United States - Richmond

Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." FML

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It's maths

bastawhiz - 18/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, a professor approached me in the hall to ask if, since I'm a math major, I could tutor one of her communications majors in a required Calculus course. Apparently the volunteer tutor the school provides "is a complete dumbass." I'm the school's volunteer tutor. FML

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Hi, I'm Heather - 01/10/2014 02:05 - United States - Lincolnton

Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML

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Anonymous - 09/11/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

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Self report

SmoothTalker - 16/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML

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GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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yep, she does have a tumblr - 18/07/2015 02:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a girl called me a racist, stereotyping asshole. All I did was ask a kid who happens to be Asian to tutor me in math. Which I didn't do just because he's Asian, but rather because he's in college and is actually a brilliant mathematician. FML

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ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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Stalker vibes

olalala2382 - 02/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML

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Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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Jasim 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 12:03

She should've been smarter.

Exodiafinder687 58

Tuesday 27 January 2015 12:06

That's not a good sine. You might want to go off on a tangent and discuss manners with her.

mollypop35 28

Tuesday 27 January 2015 14:18

I saw that you lived in Virginia, and you tutor calculus, and I immediately thought of my friend Kent. Maybe you are, I dunno...

feven 32

Tuesday 27 January 2015 18:35

Over 8 million people in Virginia. The chances of you knowing OP is pretty slim.

katydid91 31

Tuesday 27 January 2015 14:29

I think she's been watching too much Mean Girls but then again she could just really suck at math.

immaloser95 28

Tuesday 27 January 2015 14:50

Reality vs. ****.

devildog562 33

Tuesday 27 January 2015 18:04

What's the difference ?

Charles900 16

Tuesday 27 January 2015 15:01

Perhaps she should find herself another tutor; you don't deserve that crap, OP.

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Tuesday 27 January 2015 15:16

Wtf. Does no one have manners and consideration for people's feelings anymore. So sorry and I'm sure you're plenty hot Anyone who can do math is sexy in my eyes lol