Intimacy: Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami...

By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:59 - Ireland - Cork

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

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Saturday 23 June 2012 20:01

That's impressive paper folding

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Saturday 23 June 2012 20:01

You should gift him an origami penis and tell him to shove it

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MiSsNiKiTa 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:47

How the hell do you even do that? Cool, but how?

Squee315 1

Monday 23 July 2012 16:57

How is THAT not funny?! Damn it, if my guy gave me one I'd laugh my pants silly!

genericfmluser 17

Tuesday 6 November 2012 20:32

personaly I wouldn't be upset if it was well done, I think that it would be kinda cool.

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