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By giantsfan2010 - 23/09/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML

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By leem - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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Thursday 23 September 2010 12:07

Who cares what they think, darling? What matters is that it's your car and you worked hard to earn it.

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firemedic59 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:46

thats because it IS a girls car!!

clumsyisaPROBLEM 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:49

Not gonna lie. Definite girls car.

Igor_g5 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:49

Why did you buy a girls car? Is there a secret that you been hiding in your closet?

purplemnm 9

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:52

you should've bought a Jetta. if my broke ass aunt can buy one herself, so can you.

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 23 September 2010 14:56

Are we going to see her on that repo show in the near future?

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 23 September 2010 15:07

it is a girl's car but who cares what they think? Go pick up girls in it. That'll show them.

killdems 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 15:15

you deserve it you douche fag

GWOTVET 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 15:17

Hahaha Wow! That's because it IS a girls car

seekndestroy 3

Thursday 23 September 2010 15:18

so what if its a girls car, why would you buy a piece of shit vw? its already 9 years old, its probably leaking every fluid imaginable by now

sasha566 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 15:22

haha that's cause it is a girls car and it's superrrr ugly lol maybe you shouldve thought about it more before making your vehicle selection

Anteezy 7

Thursday 23 September 2010 15:22

Which VW the new beetle? xd That is a girl's car, but then again the majority of the cabriolets are.

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