By annie_nk - 26/12/2012 17:25 - United States - Tooele

Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 279
You deserved it 5 007

annie_nk tells us more.

annie_nk 22

This is my FML. It was chicken, which we have an abundance of and generic 2-ply.

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

nadnerbz 6

WHERE DO I FIND A WOMAN LIKE YOU?!?

281 6

Comments

kiki9_fml 10

Sell the system and buy yourself something shiny. That should fix things lol

1 0
fliplover 8

I'm just curious how many decent guys you friend-zoned in order to end up with this "Prince Charming".

0 0
iCake 13

At least you have something eat, and something to wipe dat ass

0 0
jarockstar27 10

Hey OP why dont you make him ramen noodles for dinner and make yourself a glorious stack dinner with all his favs and eat it in front of him:p

0 0
gemmadaws 3

You suck so badly hang onto that keeper I am sure other girls are bashing down your door to get to him

0 0
SwaggCapone 11

it's the thought that counts?

0 0
barronterrier 3

He did let you give him a BJ...that was also a present for you!

0 0
cuddlebunny3548 11

At least you can eat ramen noodles while on the toilet now :)

0 0
monstercity2 8

please tell me where i can find another woman like you.

0 0