Animals: Today, after coming back from work, I panicked as I noticed that... - FML

By Caramel - 26/01/2013 11:19 - Serbia

Today, after coming back from work, I panicked as I noticed that my rabbit was having a hard time breathing. So I went straight to the vet. I paid 40€ for him to tell me that he had hiccups. FML

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miamackster 16

Thursday 3 November 2016 10:42

You are a great owner though. Taking the bunny in right away.

kaybugg22 9

Thursday 3 November 2016 11:12

Aww, at least your bunny was okay! I wish more people were like you, OP.

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Cho3j 3

Saturday 5 November 2016 3:54

My stepdad spent almost 500 dollars for my ferret today. He had to get an X-ray and bloodwork. But chances are he won't make it through the weekend. Just be glad your pet is okay. You're their entire world.

Witchylady 17

Saturday 5 November 2016 5:34

Better safe then sorry. You should be grateful that your bunny is ok.

Hybricide 8

Monday 7 November 2016 3:31

I cant tell you how many people I hear say the refuse to take a small animal to the vet because they dont want to spend "vet money" on an animal that was less than $20. Good on you, OP This is what a responsible pet owner looks like

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