Health: Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe...

By letmedienow - 11/10/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML

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meelo88 13

Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:24

Well at least he was clearing the air... Parents like honesty....

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Well, at least you aren't...

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chels1994 11

Wednesday 12 October 2011 17:16

Im sure your dad appreciated it...

dr_horrible_ 10

Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:49

And this is a bad thing why?

sjhill 32

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:35

Well, at least he's honest. Your parents should be happy that your boyfriend has a trait like that. Only now he needs to improve his sense of occasion.