Kids: Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!"...

By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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Saturday 17 January 2015 18:57

Well, their parenting was done half right. At least he knows who Chewbacca is!

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Might be time to invest in a razor.

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lyricalservant 21

Saturday 17 January 2015 23:28

Call him an ewok. The little creature that walks around on star wars 5/6.

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 18 January 2015 3:54

Dr Light should hook up with the dude using the nair for hair removal

Sapphira227 14

Sunday 18 January 2015 3:59

I would have chased him whilst making wookiee noises xD

wvcheesehead 13

Sunday 18 January 2015 4:00

I heard a woman once say she would rather kiss a wookie.

hmwsb9 4

Sunday 18 January 2015 5:00

Looks like this makes the kid a Stormtrooper.

jus244 9

Sunday 18 January 2015 6:21

Who the hell is chewbacca?

Rababco 29

Wednesday 25 May 2016 4:43

Go watch Star Wars. He's the tall, hairy Wookie that is Han Solo's first-mate/best friend and communicates through roars and growls.

stewpididiot 11

Sunday 18 January 2015 6:35

Dang!!!! I gave him $5 to yell "Chewbacci"!!!

JPT1996 12

Sunday 18 January 2015 7:17

Damn right, wear that look with pride, just get yourself a bandolier and go to comicon

Tannasgh 22

Sunday 18 January 2015 10:43

Nair is your friend!

cmac86 23

Sunday 18 January 2015 10:53

Please tell me you roared like a wookie!

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