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By uhoh.. - 22/03/2015 19:51 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Monday 23 March 2015 8:33

It's sad that being a virgin is seen as a bad thing.

corporatescoundr 25

Monday 23 March 2015 8:30

Hey... Nothing wrong with being a virgin. Or having extra nipples...

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rhettandlink 4

Tuesday 24 March 2015 0:52

Harry Styles? Is that you?

reader5567 19

Tuesday 24 March 2015 1:13

Son, you got a condition

The_Skittish_One 27

Tuesday 24 March 2015 1:40

Sorry OP. Some people seem incapable of minding their own business and respecting people's choices. There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, whether that is by your own decision or not.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 24 March 2015 2:52

Being one means you dont have to worry about anything like STDs, getting pregnant (or getting a girl pregnant), and if you are or got someone pregnant, if you will keep the baby, abort, adoption, if the father will run off....etc Life is alot less complicated and carefree when you dont have those issues on your mind.

dani27j 2

Tuesday 24 March 2015 5:52

It's a nubbin

Marco_Vi 14

Tuesday 24 March 2015 6:11

No worries man. I have three as well. Own it ^.^ as for being a virgin. It'll come in due time.

jayleensmama 14

Tuesday 24 March 2015 6:20

Chandler has a nubbin too.

Chiishinchu 13

Tuesday 24 March 2015 17:11

One time for each nipple?

username19999 7

Tuesday 24 March 2015 22:20

if you had a nickname, it should be triple nipple.

zykrithium 22

Wednesday 25 March 2015 3:00

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