Work, Kids and School: Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest...

By anamanaguchi - 31/03/2018 01:30

Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML

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dwight7476 11

Saturday 31 March 2018 20:18

Small breast is good too fake breast isn’t the answer to the problem

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 1 April 2018 8:53

Tell them they are not small, they are aerodynamic. For swimming purposes of course.

Alastair Chin 3

Wednesday 4 April 2018 13:51

Lol

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