Love, Home improvement and Swimming pool: Tin bathtub

Tin bathtub

By Anonymous - 30/06/2023 00:02

Today, I finally bought an above ground pool, as wifey has insisted on one for a loooong time. It didn't cost too much, but wifey is all sulky cause it appears that a 1.8 x 3.8 x 0.9 meter pool is TOO BIG. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 June 2023 3:02

That's an oversized baby pool! Get your wife a large bucket.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 June 2023 3:02

That's an oversized baby pool! Get your wife a large bucket.

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