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Time wasted

By theunborn - 19/06/2012 16:42 - France - Vic-fezensac

Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

Wednesday 20 June 2012 0:12

Make a list of things you would do AFTER you throw them in the old house...

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Wednesday 20 June 2012 0:08

I tried to justify what the parents did but it couldn't be done. Fyl Op

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Moonheart13 1

Friday 29 June 2012 3:28

Wow. Just wow. I am horrified.

doglover100 28

Thursday 24 October 2013 16:47

That was really cruel of them.

djsammyc 19

Wednesday 27 August 2014 5:45

thats not passive aggressive at all *sarcasm*

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