Tiger King

By ??? - 12/10/2020 08:00 - United States

Today, I asked my wife how we could spice up our sex life. She wants me to dress up and talk like Joe Exotic. No, she wasn’t kidding. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 12 October 2020 17:38

If she's such a fan of Tiger King, you'd better do what she says or you'll wind up like Carole's first husband. 🐯🥣

noporn4u 9

Monday 12 October 2020 18:56

Ask if you should do it "prison style"

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 12 October 2020 17:38

If she's such a fan of Tiger King, you'd better do what she says or you'll wind up like Carole's first husband. 🐯🥣

noporn4u 9

Monday 12 October 2020 18:56

Ask if you should do it "prison style"

fjvitt 14

Tuesday 13 October 2020 2:14

Umm...she knows Joe likes the boys...right???

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 13 October 2020 5:45

Bring home a boyfriend.

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 13 October 2020 20:49

I think someone's suffering from a little cabin fever.

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