Intimacy: Ticklish

Ticklish

By Username - 28/07/2010 11:20 - France

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said, "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was, "So does yours." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 09:00 - United States - La Crosse

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML

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Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:16

Why couldnt you just say "kissing"? Rubbing? WTF?

Sam_13161821 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:14

wax it ?

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NicoleeMF 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 18:06

LMAO! nair? :p

Veegulkz 6

Thursday 29 July 2010 18:07

what an asshole

jamiebuczko 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 18:51

lmfao wow!

ro0oma 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 22:49

should have removed it.

tiffyxmac 0

Friday 30 July 2010 2:31

lmfao!

lawlatyourfml 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:35

ydi. wax it moron.

squirrelboyzz 0

Friday 30 July 2010 3:45

lmaaaooo. awesome guy.

SkateOrDie686 0

Friday 30 July 2010 6:36

lmfaoo

Bieberbabe89 0

Friday 30 July 2010 7:53

so shave yourpeach fuzz. no big deal.

Unstoppable15 0

Friday 30 July 2010 8:45

ewww yu need to shave...BAD !

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