Miscellaneous, Stalker, ACAB and Cops: This is war! - FML

This is war!

By Help - 26/07/2026 00:00 - United States

Today, it's been a few weeks since I deterred a would-be mugger with judicious use of a stun gun. Now he and his criminal friends are stalking me and swearing revenge. I can't afford to move and the cops are useless. FML

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GoogieWithers 23

Sunday 26 July 2026 11:59

It could be called a GON. As in if you use it, the other person could be GON.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 26 July 2026 14:34

Wouldn't be a bad idea to get a real gun and learn how to [properly] shoot.

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DLBL 21

Sunday 26 July 2026 0:12

Pack heat.

mike3775 36

Sunday 26 July 2026 0:47

Get something stronger that will inflict a hospital stay, hint the thing I suggest starts with the letter G and ends with N and only has a vowel in between the G and N

GoogieWithers 23

Sunday 26 July 2026 11:59

It could be called a GON. As in if you use it, the other person could be GON.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 26 July 2026 14:34

Wouldn't be a bad idea to get a real gun and learn how to [properly] shoot.

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