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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 05:01

Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML

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Monday 6 July 2020 5:29

you can open up the pipes to extract it, I've done that before to save a bracelet.

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Monday 6 July 2020 16:32

Why would you hold the earring as you went to close the drain?

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Friday 26 November 2021 0:53

Why would you stand over the sink to do that?

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