Intimacy: The pleasure, the pain

The pleasure, the pain

By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

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genius_man16 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:01

She was the one who wanted to bribe you. WTF is her problem?

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Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:08

Her fault for not swallowing. FYL

Comments

aznbillybob4sho 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:32

haha I think this is cute (:

Tsukasa_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:46

Yep. If she'd kept a tight seal with her lips this wouldn't have happened. ...this was supposed to be a reply to #7.

clm09 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:48

hahah thats hilarious you guys must have a great relationship. did she go to dinner like that?

THCxLSDxXTCxDMT 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:52

Smack that bitch in the ****

Ms_Thingie 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 3:01

LOL punched u in the balls :) it's ur fault for having to be bribed umm....... it's kind of a stupid question but what happens when u swallow it ??? Just curious

Sawadee 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 6:04

you will have a baby

FreedomFirst 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 3:01

What the hell is wrong with her? Sounds like you need a girlfriend who doesn't want you to be her personal puppet. Get rid of her.

intothevoid612 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 3:24

why didn't you just cum in her mouth? Men don't spit out the woman's fluids when we go down on them! They should return the favor.

withered 30

Thursday 4 August 2016 15:35

#97 Let us hope you do not breed or that your children will have the privilege of going to a good school where they will get common sense, if they already won't see an example of one in you.