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    The FML Showdown!

    By Louis - 23/03/2017 22:54 - France - Le Mans

    Choose your fave!
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    Watch out for the New Year
    It's time to say goodbye to the current year, but when the goodbye goes wrong, it's a different story. Be careful, you might want to stay at home. More…
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    Catdragon 40
    Friday 24 March 2017 5:23

    I vote for Fluffy-Fluff!

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    Skjohnson1 11
    Friday 24 March 2017 1:37

    I vote for Rex!

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    Skjohnson1 11
    Friday 24 March 2017 1:37

    I vote for Rex!

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    Catdragon 40
    Friday 24 March 2017 5:23

    I vote for Fluffy-Fluff!

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    Cali 54
    Friday 24 March 2017 12:16

    Scotty tho, guys. Come on.

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    AngryKitten 24
    Friday 13 July 2018 5:49

    fluffy-fluff

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    Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
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    Today, I went to a doctor's appointment, being concerned about some abnormal swelling and soreness in one of my testicles. They fondled my balls for 20 seconds before saying, "Yeah, that's abnormal. You should probably go get an ultrasound somewhere and maybe take some ibuprofen for the pain. That'll be $265." FML
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    Today, I turned down an invite to a huge private party that is rarely given to freshmen in college, because I felt bad that I hadn't had a chance to talk to my girlfriend in a couple of days. I called her a couple of hours later. She answered with, "Hey, I'm at a party. I will call you tomorrow?" FML
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    Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
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    Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
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    Today, I received an invitation to a Happy Hour happening tomorrow. It's at 6 a.m. How am I supposed to drink at 6 a.m.? FML
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