Work, Health, Customers and Coronavirus: The customer is always an ass - FML

The customer is always an ass

By zanaruka - 19/05/2020 05:00

Today, an angry customer rubbed her hand all over my face, all while showing me her positive COVID-19 test results. FML

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Anna_Lu_Minum 9

Tuesday 19 May 2020 5:00

She should be arrest for assault

Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 19 May 2020 7:07

In Australia that’s considered a federal crime with life in prison as the result. If your story is tru talk to the police, and notify your manager

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Douglas E Thompson Jr 5

Friday 22 May 2020 13:58

Sue her for attempted murder

Aiyana Moskowitz 1

Sunday 24 May 2020 4:16

People are getting arrested for terrorism for this kind of thing. :/

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 24 May 2020 18:13

Jesus Christ! If this is true, and I'm not saying it's not, that could be considered assault with a deadly weapon and/or domestic terrorism. No joke. My husband is in law enforcement and that's what he said. Call the police right away, and check if your employer has security footage.

sickerthanyou 13

Sunday 24 May 2020 19:52

Ah!, ‘Merica never disappoints to entertain

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