The book of revelations

By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

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Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
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xiloveyoux3 0

Well, you have a bright imagination.

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hecuva 0

Here's a nice thing to think ontop of that... her and your dad may now be possibly acting out scenes from your writing ;) Have fun trying to sleep with that thought in your head FYL

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xiloveyoux3 0

Well, you have a bright imagination.

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MasterModeraor 0

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14hatemachine 2

god, you're obnoxious - in the US, people say tenth grade, and in canada people say grade ten - you're so heartbreakingly uninformed, i think it may actually have cause me a little physical pain, from laughing at least :]

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BLNovelist 0

Informed or not, they are retarded to assume that just because they use one form, means all others are automatically wrong.

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riaaa 0

lol in aus we say year ten X] soz just random fact :P

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Logica42 0

I use both. Kinda like how I go back and forth with 'favorite' and 'favourite,' but don't ask why I do that...

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delfinofrank 0

You're an idiot. People outside the US use this site too and have different ways of saying stuff.

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mudkip_fml 0

#42 makes me feel embarrassed to be American. Why do you feel embarrassed about writing good dirty stories? I'd be complimented.. but I guess it depends on your relationship with your mom.

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AkihiroHattori5 0

If you hadn't noticed, Americans are pretty much the only people in the world who say 10th grade. On topic, I can't fathom how horrible that whole situation is for you.

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ifinsane 6

Well since apparently everyone is trying your ideas go try em out yourself.

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cucumberfabulous 7

Oh LOL ha!

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Herropreez17 0

I wonder if she ended up putting it on the refridgerator next to the macaroni art and finger paintings :P

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fmkittw 0

Lol the same thing happened to me but I was drawing... my mom actually left the notebook i drew in on my desk with a chocolate kiss. :P Your life sucks

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izzie321 27

I'd be interested in seeing some of these stories.

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MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Haha how cute is your mom. Aw. You deserve it you lil' nasty.

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mystomachurts 3

"HOW CUTE OF YOUR MOM???" Uhhh... ookkk???? For what?? - For not trusting that she raised her daughter with enough good values that she feels the need to invade her privacy? ORRR -That she felt the need to bring this issue into the workplace and gossip about it amongst coworkers? I don't really find this "CUTE" as much as I do a mother who obviously doesnt know how to let go of her baby

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Dabookofnothing 0

hahahaha FYL

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ladidadi 0

ahhh that is so cringe-worthy. on the bright side...maybe you have a future career in erotic literature?

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Snommelp 0

Seconded. Have you considered a career as a trashy romance novelist? :D

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hecuva 0

Here's a nice thing to think ontop of that... her and your dad may now be possibly acting out scenes from your writing ;) Have fun trying to sleep with that thought in your head FYL

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