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Tay-Tay rules

By Not a swiftie - 21/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised my girlfriend likes to play Taylor Swift whenever she wants me to leave her alone. FML

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kittycatkelss 29

Sunday 21 April 2024 4:42

you’ve got it backwards, she doesn’t play Taylor Swift when she wants you to leave her alone… she wants you to leave her alone while she listens to Taylor Swift! for real though, it’s a new album, let her listen. you’ll be fine.

wrecklesswfire 3

Sunday 21 April 2024 5:53

hahaha this is gold!

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kittycatkelss 29

Sunday 21 April 2024 4:42

you’ve got it backwards, she doesn’t play Taylor Swift when she wants you to leave her alone… she wants you to leave her alone while she listens to Taylor Swift! for real though, it’s a new album, let her listen. you’ll be fine.

wrecklesswfire 3

Sunday 21 April 2024 5:53

hahaha this is gold!

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