Gross and Kids: Tasty snack ideas

Tasty snack ideas

By Stellarum - 18/08/2014 15:13 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML

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By eayers2689 - 30/05/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

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By Bailey - 05/04/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML

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By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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By cuppycakeslove - 07/12/2011 11:35 - United States

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

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By ManchotDesAndes - 26/02/2015 07:35 - France - Bezons

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

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By FoodyFood - 19/03/2012 04:59 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

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By Pimpleeater - 20/12/2011 07:45 - New Zealand

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 14:00 - United States - Cordova

Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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hacksaw246 24

Monday 18 August 2014 19:33

Well when life gives you lemons..

olpally 32

Monday 18 August 2014 19:34

Please tell her to stop.... :/ That's nasty as ****.

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BecomingBeauty 7

Monday 18 August 2014 22:36

Lol yuck...

ChandlerI777 8

Monday 18 August 2014 22:37

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Black_Ink 20

Monday 18 August 2014 22:38

Mmm, tastes like chicken

Queenie2014 11

Monday 18 August 2014 22:46

... What the actual flying ****...?

Queenie2014 11

Monday 18 August 2014 22:48

I just threw up a little in my mouth. Guess no food for me for the rest of the day

RayvenWhite 12

Monday 18 August 2014 23:02

Pretty sure I just tasted my lunch again. :/

fullerkate3 17

Tuesday 19 August 2014 0:02

Oh god no!

martin8337 35

Tuesday 19 August 2014 0:07

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

crazaytits 3

Tuesday 19 August 2014 0:35

Thats effing disgusting

AFaye3964 17

Tuesday 19 August 2014 0:38

Did you tell her not to eat them anymore?

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