Intimacy: Talk sexy to me

Talk sexy to me

By fed up/turned off - 02/10/2013 05:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML

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Pwn17 25

Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:02

You're tearing him apart, Lisa!

ischneid101 4

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"Oh hi mark!"

Comments

HSArchon 9

Wednesday 2 October 2013 18:37

I can hear the boyfriend now. "You're tearIng me apart, OP!"

154rct 7

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:00

Anyways, hows your sex life?

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Wednesday 2 October 2013 19:49

Oh God, remind me to do that.

evilvagina 9

Wednesday 2 October 2013 20:05

save those pics for someone that deserves them and responds in a positive way. I personally would be thrilled and spend my day excited about seeing the person who sent them later.

MrFerrovax 4

Wednesday 2 October 2013 21:44

*****

katie_xoxo3 16

Wednesday 2 October 2013 22:35

what kind of doggie are you?

cactusdesu 15

Thursday 3 October 2013 0:24

Lighten up! It's okay to have a little sense of humor, albeit in a sexy situation.

sprinkesrdelish 5

Thursday 3 October 2013 0:32

this is one of the funniest things ever.. sorry op

EvilLittleMan 23

Thursday 3 October 2013 0:50

Look on the bright side OP, there's plenty of horn dogs on here that are hornier than a three-peckered-billygoat who will be more than happy to meet you for the weekend.