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By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. FML

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IndigoKitty 3

Thursday 30 July 2009 9:13

You wanted to spit your gum at your ex-wife? YDI for being so immature

SomeonePosting 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 9:16

Immaturity aside, how do you forget your visor is down?

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Rectov 10

Sunday 23 August 2015 6:28

Petty little bitch

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