Proposal, Cute and Love: Take it seriously!

Take it seriously!

By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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Yes or No?

By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Wednesday 3 September 2014 14:34

At least she said yes.

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Comments

StanSmith2013 26

Thursday 4 September 2014 6:16

Sounds like you have a keeper there!

AcidicNerdyChick 6

Thursday 4 September 2014 6:19

You might want her to grow up before you marry her.

enginsteve 17

Thursday 4 September 2014 6:47

Every kid begins with Kay..

savemeSheehan 8

Thursday 4 September 2014 7:07

sound like a keeper to me. but isn't that why you wanted to marry her

ooft 8

Thursday 4 September 2014 7:19

possibly the only time it is acceptable to get kay'd

JerryThePenguin 4

Thursday 4 September 2014 8:30

Troll level: Expert

CaptainRR 20

Thursday 4 September 2014 9:14

At least she said yes

nitrog100 21

Thursday 4 September 2014 9:20

She said yes. You won. Get over it.

808andheartbreak 16

Thursday 4 September 2014 10:33

This is so adorable

dipshitpoopyhead 7

Thursday 4 September 2014 11:56

should have went to jared.

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