Sex, Embarrassing, Awkward and Intimacy: Surprised indeed

Surprised indeed

By fredo - 19/03/2013 12:31 - United States - Ames

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML

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Tuesday 19 March 2013 18:52

Well that'll make your next dinner party awkward. It's probably bad that she was giggling rather than gasping in awe.

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Your wife is sneaky.. Although, I wouldn't want my best friend seeing my husbands junk... Maybe it's her way of wanting a threesome?! Get it son! (;

Comments

Twisted_Angel 17

Wednesday 20 March 2013 22:55

Lmfao!! Oh my God. that's horrible. You'll never live that down.

Mandie56 4

Wednesday 27 March 2013 15:39

Two things: 1) Why were you in front of the computer in the first place? 2) If she were at all decent, she would have disconnected.

samimcCune 15

Saturday 20 April 2013 13:22

was it a good giggle or a bad giggle? never hurts to throw a new thing into the mix, maybe this could turn into something fun. otherwise, if not, it's not that big of a deal. laugh it off. and maybe tell your wife to throw you a heads up next time, you were obviously naked, and in your bedroom, she can't be that oblivious.