Embarrassing, Awkward, Scary and Animals: Stuart?

Stuart?

By Tea_baggins - 06/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Rozelle

Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML

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Hunthas 17

Tuesday 6 August 2013 12:02

Still not great that there was used tea bags on your floor...

ItsAnanya 25

Tuesday 6 August 2013 12:04

Now that's not a very mice situation to be in.

Comments

Wowxoxo 17

Tuesday 6 August 2013 16:59

We don't need to rant, simply down vote ;)

BGAL7090 6

Tuesday 6 August 2013 17:00

Man, the mice in Australia must be incredibly scary compared to all the other animals down under.

isallwaysme 27

Tuesday 6 August 2013 17:28

like a ma'am

inolongercare 19

Tuesday 6 August 2013 18:21

I read it wrong at first. I read "moose" and I thought "her husband picked up a moose?..." Then I saw the tea bag part and it clicked...

athos1237 4

Tuesday 6 August 2013 19:33

New glasses?

MsMourningStar 22

Tuesday 6 August 2013 20:02

I think it's time to get some glasses.

jnazzty 4

Tuesday 6 August 2013 21:17

Who the hell is that damn scared of a mouse? What is a mouse going to do to you?

Obey_StudBoii 23

Tuesday 6 August 2013 22:55

Time to get some new glasses.

Guardian88 21

Tuesday 6 August 2013 23:59

What were we shooting....???

Fsvb 32

Wednesday 7 August 2013 1:03

I hate you for enhancing this horrible, female stereotype... Really? Even if it were a real mouse, why the hell would you respond like that for such a harmless thing?