Poopoo peepee and Work: Stress test

Stress test

By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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hahhahahahhahaha ....

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That must've pissed you off [pun intended]

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