Cars, Art and Transportation: Street art

Street art

By squidwardpotatoes - 14/11/2009 11:08 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from SpongeBob, with large letters spelling, "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

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Scytheria 1

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:08

Rubbing alcohol will take that right off. Goo Gone if that doesn't work. No big deal. At least they didn't draw a penis or something.

greenltrn2003 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:14

this has to be the most random string of events that has ever ****** someones life up

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tothelimit 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:27

Dude, If I were you, and I could see to drive, I'd keep it to be honest

eriinbaby 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 2:09

HAHAHAHA dope :)

pu13 5

Friday 23 April 2010 7:20

I don't see how this is an fml I mean you got a funky drawing of squidward be happy

My2864 1

Thursday 13 May 2010 0:57

im no marker expert but permanent marker isnt.... uhhmm permanent its quite easy to get rid of esspecially from glass

fakeaccountX 6

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:59

Since when does Squidward like potatoes?

pencilsupmynose 0

Friday 16 July 2010 6:38

LOL LMAO ROFL ROFLMAO BWAHAHHGAHAHHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LittleMarshmallo 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 19:02

WHAHAAHAA, youve got a picture of that? x'D i wanna see n_n

Popsiclese 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:13

that sounds like a good thing

jrl13 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 3:27

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this sounds like something my friend would do.

LAXgurlie28 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 16:51

I love this FML(:

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