Story of my life... By FML Approved - 30/10/2017 14:30 - United States - New York Slides are difficult for everyone, right? agreeclassic 420 vote type 1 110 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML agreeclassic 1 108 vote type 1 369
Today, I've counted the unanswered 29 emails and 91 calls I've made to the university. The accountant at my company submitted the wrong reference number when doing the payment to the university, and now I cannot register for the course. Every time I get a response, I'm asked for info already provided. FML agreeclassic 913 vote type 1 88
Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML agreeclassic 19 638 vote type 1 83 280
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML agreeclassic 509 vote type 1 1 470
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML agreeclassic 379 vote type 1 699
Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML agreeclassic 12 507 vote type 1 64 318