Birthday, Clothes, Party and Miscellaneous: Stay fresh

Stay fresh

By bluewinter - 23/05/2009 10:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML

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Saturday 23 May 2009 20:09

It could be like an any gender shirt, or even a boy shirt. Or maybe you just have a gay fashion sense. Straight eye for the queer guy

geesquared 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:06

So... I assume you wear women's clothing?

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Monday 12 September 2011 0:17

Metrosexuals

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Friday 28 October 2011 14:25

Maybe she just has a crazy style ...

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Thursday 25 December 2014 15:35

Oooh a shirt..

PhinIt2WinIt 24

Tuesday 14 July 2015 9:56

my little pony? hey I like it to and I'm a 14 year old boy.

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