Squits

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad told me to knock it off with my "stupid gangster walk", saying it made me look like an idiot. I didn't have the balls to admit I'd sharted my pants and was awkwardly waddling to the bathroom to clean myself up. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Makes you wonder if the wearing your trousers halfway down thing is so that other gangsters can check if you have clean underwear on.

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sonasonic 34

At least you looked like a badass idiot.

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ssnow_fml 20

Good job OP. Next time make your pants rife low so he can see why you're gangster walking.

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lovebooks07 15

This confirms that those "gangster-walks" are just full of shit

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mrlopez 13

Young man, this is a potential ydi. Never underestimate any kind of farts.

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mintlegendary 14

This is one of the funniest fmls ever.

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Danishduckling 20

I'd call that a win for him not realising why you were really walking like that - that'd be far more embarassing.

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Lazy34 7

At least you look gangsta even when you've sharted your pants.

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dapussyslayer 7

lmao xD dude its your dad.

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