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Spooked

By screamo - 02/05/2009 20:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off at 6:30am. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year-old guy. FML

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Sunday 3 May 2009 9:58

dang. i wish i had a big, strapping young man like you around my house.

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Sunday 3 May 2009 9:44

You're one of them manly men, aren't you? Hehe...

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