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Spooked

By Scared - 23/08/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, when I opened the door to my room at night, I saw this big menacing thing staring right at me. I gasped and my heart started racing. I apprehensively turned on the lights, and I realized that it was the semi-deflated Spongebob balloon that has been in my room for weeks. FML

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rabbit_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 17:28

Mods, please choose quality over quantity.

zoesterhp 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 17:01

not fml worthy

Comments

taylipn 0

Friday 28 August 2009 6:39

so?

doorbellgirl 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 9:53

Hey don't be so harsh so what if he is afraid of spongebob and ballons I'm afraid of the doorbell whenever I hear it I scream sometimes hyperventilate that why I chose my nickname doorbellgirl haha get it

EmmaMarieCullen 0

Friday 12 March 2010 5:21

yeah well the same thing happens to me every night but with an Edward Cullen cardboard cutout

hellokeroppi 5

Tuesday 22 June 2010 11:26

haha

Bartimaeus 7

Tuesday 27 July 2010 5:55

Semi-deflated? that's what he wants you to think.

buzzerbeeeeee 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 13:02

why is this an fml?

Digitalluv 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 8:15

it's a legit fear! I HATE having a balloon in my room when its dark. That's scary shit

JudgeComrade 17

Wednesday 13 November 2013 15:50

I dunno why everyone's whining about this FML, it's quite hilarious.

kykyrose 9

Friday 22 November 2013 20:10

I feel your pain.

Larco_fml 3

Wednesday 6 August 2014 7:12

You deserve it because cartoon merchandise, regardless of how good a show may or may not be, is for children. That being said, balloons do have a tendency to creepily lurk in the dark. You should have just thrown your Tinkerbelle sweatshirt over it.