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Sorry!

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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ankoku 2

Friday 30 March 2012 18:41

Perhaps it would be better to hold an object with wheels on a moving train.

illmatic2 16

Friday 30 March 2012 18:45

That was an interesting train of events.

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BunBunBabe 8

Friday 30 March 2012 20:08

Hurting old people is mean, didn't your parental unit teach you that?

funnynarwals 0

Friday 30 March 2012 20:12

I hope he's okay

monkeylovv 0

Friday 30 March 2012 20:28

hahahahaha

supahcoolperson 0

Friday 30 March 2012 21:03

If that old man was my grandpa he would have sooo bitched you out, and he's 82 years old haha but yeah that sucks for you

edfd3212 1

Friday 30 March 2012 21:17

The old man has taken worse shots than that I bet.

taerts 9

Friday 30 March 2012 23:49

Hehe, like in one of the World Wars?

ddeathbombb 5

Friday 30 March 2012 21:18

Umm taxi

truehitman2010 0

Friday 30 March 2012 21:46

ydi for sitting so far away from your bike

HeatherAS77 10

Friday 30 March 2012 22:22

Who cares about your rear brake?! Poor old timer!! Seems like you're more concerned about your stupid bike than him!

flashback.miss 28

Friday 30 March 2012 22:29

Poor old man. F his life.

guskaufman62 1

Friday 30 March 2012 22:31

Poor rear brake....

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