Pranks and Miscellaneous: Somebody's watching me - FML

Somebody's watching me

By ugh - 08/06/2012 04:35 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

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Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

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Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By ilikeirishducks - 19/06/2009 13:51 - Italy

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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NYCBOII123 7

Friday 8 June 2012 12:59

AHAHAHAHA! That's a good prank.

xodenisenicole 3

Friday 8 June 2012 13:02

Wow.. What a thriller ;)

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insanexnh 13

Sunday 10 June 2012 2:08

Sounds like there will be blood. on the dance floor. ;D *Ba dum tssh*

LittleMagicWolf 7

Sunday 10 June 2012 6:03

As much as I love Michael Jackson, that's funny. Although a random ass picture of anyone would work seeing as it never belongs in the shower.

usernamesummer 1

Sunday 10 June 2012 7:06

was it Micheal Jackson?

Luna_DeathAngel 2

Sunday 10 June 2012 9:50

Trolling

nickieh 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 10:46

That made my day I'm gonna try that

immadbzgoku 1

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:05

try being scared of mr.Popo

babygirl83150 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:41

Ooh! Ooh! I know! Is the answer Miss Piggy?

aerogxt 7

Monday 11 June 2012 0:03

You have serious issues.

iwadasn 32

Monday 11 June 2012 4:34

Your sister sounds awesome.

justjay27 2

Monday 11 June 2012 8:37

I thought it was only young ones that were scared of him…

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