Embarrassing, Weddings, Awkward and Social Media: Social situations make me nervous

Social situations make me nervous

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 12:00

Today, someone handed me a drink at a wedding, so I awkwardly took a sip and commented on the taste. It turns out they were just trying to “Cheers!” me. FML

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Thursday 16 March 2023 14:23

Making you way in the world today takes everything you've got./Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot...

rudico67 8

Thursday 16 March 2023 22:45

They were just trying to "Cheers" you? Like clink glasses? I'm a bit confused.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 March 2023 14:23

Making you way in the world today takes everything you've got./Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot...

rudico67 8

Thursday 16 March 2023 22:45

They were just trying to "Cheers" you? Like clink glasses? I'm a bit confused.

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