Love and Intimacy: Snowball

Snowball

By shmarf - 20/06/2015 06:00 - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

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Saturday 20 June 2015 9:29

Well that's a mouthful.

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Hell of a first experience:|

Comments

shaenasinclair 19

Saturday 20 June 2015 12:13

That is wrong on so many levels omg

ham_spam 17

Saturday 20 June 2015 12:40

Do u kiss ur mother with that mouth?

oliv34 11

Sunday 21 June 2015 6:34

haha!! nice...nice...

Dexter83_fml 17

Saturday 20 June 2015 12:52

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Saturday 20 June 2015 13:03

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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oliv34 11

Sunday 21 June 2015 6:35

so youre ok with having some man milk once in a while? its cool if you do

jables38 11

Saturday 20 June 2015 13:05

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_OF_WG_KTA_ 15

Saturday 20 June 2015 13:07

Did it taste good?

doumtabarnack 12

Saturday 20 June 2015 13:07

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oliv34 11

Sunday 21 June 2015 6:36

no wonder you are still single :O :)

NonoMeow 18

Saturday 20 June 2015 13:12

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confused_wandere 26

Saturday 20 June 2015 13:37

She chose to give him the BJ and she chose to do what she did! Are you saying that she is a mindless robot that only does what her boyfriend tells her? No! So get a damn grip for goodness sake!

leogachi 15

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:27

@80 Why do you always flip out over the smallest things? Take your own advice and get a grip. NOBODY was implying that the girlfriend is a mindless drone, and I really don't understand how you came to that conclusion.

ILikeKoalas 24

Saturday 20 June 2015 13:30

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confused_wandere 26

Saturday 20 June 2015 13:55

It was her choice! She's not a mindless puppet! Stop blaming men for every single damn thing! Get a grip!

ILikeKoalas 24

Saturday 20 June 2015 16:30

Sure, but I'd still expect some consideration on the guys part. It really is revolting, and I'm surprised she could even hold it in her mouth.

jforren 14

Saturday 20 June 2015 17:13

The fact of the matter is that they didn't discuss it. Their needs to be communication during intimate moments like that. What OP's partner did wasn't okay.

JokerJ312 23

Saturday 20 June 2015 17:26

He didn't say he wanted her to, he even said he was surprised when she did, or so he thought, so I don't think he deserved it at all. Also while a lot of girls find it revolting there's girls that enjoy swallowing so she might be one of them and just wanted to mess with him.