Intimacy: Sneaky

Sneaky

By Username - 31/08/2011 07:36 - United States

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

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Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:07

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Wednesday 31 August 2011 16:07

I think I saw these on redtube.

Comments

muhilrashid 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:41

Lol

vandalnofx 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:44

Where do you live at? I want my picture taken =]

welandedonthemoo 5

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:47

That's what she said. Lol

akichan15 5

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:04

you should be more careful :/

blackprince2012 9

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:06

Shouldna bin suckin him up outside anyway hoe

PurpleUnicornn 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:13

I don't feel bad for you because you chose the most ridiculous place. THE DRIVEWAY. YDI.

LedZeppelin1109 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:20

Tell your father to **** off.

Becca456123 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:20

What if someone were to walk past your house?

good41thing198 7

Wednesday 31 August 2011 22:26

Nice girl.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:10

And you chose the driveway of all places because...

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