Love and Awkward: Slobber

Slobber

By Sad_Happy_Gorl - this FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML

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So then teach him to do it properly... practice makes perfect.

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So teach him to be better. Duh.

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Sad_Happy_Gorl 7

Monday 16 September 2019 6:10

So um..this was either from like January 2019 or my account was hacked because I started dating my recent boyfriend in February and I haven’t used this app since like April