Love, Health, Covid, Sleep and Awkward: Sleeping on the kitchen floor

Sleeping on the kitchen floor

By Covid_countdown - 25/08/2022 12:00

Today, my fiancée and I slept in separate rooms, even though we're now considered married based on a Congolese ceremony we had, because I got Covid. We will have two bedrooms in our next place, but the lease starts next month. FML

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Basically it says you had to sleep in another room due to Covid. How is any of the other information relevant?

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