Intimacy: Skin deep - FML

Skin deep

By EffinAhole - 03/10/2010 04:27 - France

Spicy

Today, to spice things up a bit, my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner, so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Lozza 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:16

Was the heat... SO INTENSE?

jaderrrx3 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 12:17

I think it's more like **** her life.

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arakay 0

Friday 8 October 2010 7:10

Double rainbow all the way.

tim321 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 6:44

double rainbows ftw!

TheTylerPerry 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 7:37

Double rainbow. Ftw.

db20061204 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 21:17

it's starting to even look like a triple rainbow

hobosareawesome 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 4:44

People eat in there...

Inker96 0

Monday 18 October 2010 4:20

lol. punish that naughty girl

MyFirstKiss 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 5:54

hot and steamy right there:)

vampyregod 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 20:43

all the way across her ass???

klynhunter 0

Friday 22 October 2010 19:47

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

sinneblade 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 0:46

DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS HER ASS

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