Kids: Sing!

Sing!

By nana - 19/05/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

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Comments

igotswagger313 0

Friday 17 June 2011 9:16

how old r u

CanadianNarwhal 13

Monday 11 July 2011 19:15

Jesus doesn't like me at all according to the bible. Don't worry about it th kid doesn't know what they're saying.

SovietRei 5

Wednesday 3 August 2011 8:04

YDI for taking your granddaughter to church. Nothing more to say than that. If there is a Jesus, no, he doesn't love you for taking a two-year-old to what is basically a place to get a religion forced on her.