Health, Vaccination and Allergies: Side effects

Side effects

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 18:59 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML

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Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML

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By all arsed out - 06/03/2016 16:50 - United Kingdom - Spalding

Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML

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Saturday 19 June 2021 20:06

Better out than in - Shrek

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Sunday 20 June 2021 1:05

Did doing both at the same time make you do a backflip?

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Better out than in - Shrek

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