Embarrassing, Parents and Kids: Shudder

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By Ohgodmother - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML

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Monday 3 November 2014 5:11

Oh. My. God. Moms. Are. So. Annoying. *FACEPALM!!*

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i wasn't breastfed and im tallest in my family. The milk is lie

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