Love, Work and Crush: Showing your hand

Showing your hand

By Anonymous - 25/01/2023 00:30

Today, my boss sent me this reel where a girl was talking about how girls call their crushes bro. He asked me if that was true and somehow I replied, “Yes bro.” FML

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Wednesday 25 January 2023 1:27

What was his follow up reaction to your response? 😂

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cuz803 44

Wednesday 25 January 2023 1:27

What was his follow up reaction to your response? 😂

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Wednesday 25 January 2023 3:00

Depending on your relationship with your boss, I think that is a great response. Hopefully you both had a good laugh.

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Wednesday 25 January 2023 7:19

Congrats on the promotion.

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