Health: Shared towel

Shared towel

By shitface - 06/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML

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Thursday 28 April 2016 4:30

WHY would you share a towel w/your sister!?!

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Time to get your own towel

Comments

Jonkbaby 22

Sunday 12 January 2020 16:11

get your own frikkin towels

Habacadavarus 12

Sunday 3 April 2022 17:28

I'm still reeling from the shit stain on the towel? I have a hard enough time understanding people who don't wipe their ass, but to not wash it in a shower? So gross.