Health: SHAME! SHAME!

SHAME! SHAME!

By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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Saturday 3 August 2013 5:32

What a douche. Why are people so void of empathy these days?

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Saturday 3 August 2013 5:32

I really hope nobody uses the "shitty situation" pun. Oh wait, I'm too late.

Comments

mete_orito 34

Saturday 3 August 2013 7:08

Should I guess that you have IBS? Sorry OP. If you do. Bring a spare of pants and panties next time.

dancinwookie 21

Saturday 3 August 2013 7:12

You were a walking biohazard and your boss wouldn't send you home? That's some bullcrap. And, how humiliating?!?! F that job!

mweb8416 11

Saturday 3 August 2013 7:13

That's the *****! Anyone? ..... ...... Ok Sorry

abekj52 9

Saturday 3 August 2013 7:18

use a tampon

Turbolag25 7

Saturday 3 August 2013 7:20

Wow. Dick.

tranced_ 45

Saturday 3 August 2013 8:32

oh please! you're mature enough to control your poopoo time!

fargen 21

Saturday 3 August 2013 8:34

that boss is a **** nut. lol

o_samaha 5

Saturday 3 August 2013 9:03

"I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way" --> i can also see where your boss is coming from - you act like an animal, you will get treated like one.

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 3 August 2013 17:16

I mean, I've never had IBS, but I have friends who do, and it really is unavoidable. I've had to pull my car over at a moment's notice for a friend to jump out and do his business on the side of the road because it was so sudden. I guess just be thankful you don't have it?